I was out and the Pina Colada song came on... I came up at least with the first line of the chorus for a parody here and kinda let the AI do the majority of the work.
Verse 1
I was tired of my job and the corporate grind,
Just a CEO, feeling lost in my mind.
So I went to a concert, thought I’d have some fun,
But I admit it was not with my number one.
Chorus
If you like piña coladas and getting caught at Coldplay,
If you’re tired of the same old, let’s find a new way.
I’ll meet you at the venue, where the music will sway,
We can dance in the shadows, and keep it at bay.
Verse 2
I thought I’d found love in the HR lead,
But as I looked up at the cam, I saw my heart’s misdeed.
I ducked and I scampered like a startled racoon.
I was caught out, and I knew my life would end soon.
Chorus
If you like piña coladas and getting caught at Coldplay,
If you’re tired of the same old, let’s find a new way.
I’ll meet you at the venue, where the music will sway,
We can dance in the shadows, and keep it at bay.
Bridge
Now I’m sitting here wondering what went wrong,
With a heart full of questions, to a Coldplay song.
Now I'm force to resign, oh how can it be?
In this corporate world, cheating ain't free.
Chorus
If you like piña coladas and getting caught at Coldplay,
If you’re tired of the same old, let’s find a new way.
I’ll meet you at the venue, where the music will sway,
We can dance in the shadows, and keep it at bay.
Outro
Now my wife called her lawyer, said, "Let’s make a change,"
Yet I won't learn my lesson, isn’t that strange?
But if you like piña coladas and secrets that ignite,
We’ll keep it all hidden, just out of sight.
